WOW IM COOL.1) Are you really ready for 125 questions?
oh god oh god im so nervous oh god
2) Was your last relationship a mistake?
i’d say it was mutually beneficial
6) Have you ever been depressed?
that’s what fml is for
7) Have a best friend?
several
8) Are you a boy or a girl?
hahah debatable but it seems I’m female
9) What is your relationship status?
FFFF-
10) How do you want to die?
never? i’m kind of counting on technology to get to that point before i do
11) What did you last eat?
marble bread FUCK YES
12) Play any sports?
why yes i do
13) Do you bite your nails?
a8iochw8afyes IM TRYING TO STOP OK??
14) What is the last thing you stapled?
hahaha paper?
15) Do you have an attitude?
maybe not a “good” one
16) Are you with someone?
haha i’m waiting on some douchebag to come get me but he’s sure taking his time
17) What is your real name?
Dana
18) Do you want to get married?
hahahahaa NO. i don’t need that kind of dead weight holding me back.
19) Are you gonna get high later?
on fucking LIFE, yeah!
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
naww
21) Do you miss someone?
no sir
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
i prefer to tangle half of the plate’s worth around the fork and shove it in my mouth, usually smearing much of it across my face, sometimes necessitating both hands to cram it in.
23) Do you tan a lot?
i’m fluorescent, thanks for asking
24) Have any pets?
yes i do.
25) How exactly are you feeling?
anxious and impatient, actually.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
i spend 90% of my day eating so it’s a safe bet.
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
please, i’m a CLASSY (read: ugly) lady
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
mmmh, probably no, although there’s not much animosity.
29) Are you scared of spiders?
a bit
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
BACK TO THE FUTURE!!
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
yeah, mostly just stupid or embarrassing moments
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
hahaha it’s almost over, screw me.
33) Do you ever want to have kids?
no, I care about the earth and my own self-worth more than vainly living vicariously through children cursed with my defective genes, actually. (aka i mostly just don’t wanna deal with all the shit I put my parents through)
34) Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with a C, N or D?
yes. my DAD! hahahah fo realz though yes.
35) Do you type fast?
oh type 2 learn, how i love you... please return my calls...
36) Do you have piercings?
my ears. SO HARDCORE!!!1!
37) Want any more?
no thank you.
38) Can you spell well?
well, NOT A BIG DEAL OR ANYTHING but I came in 2nd in the county spelling bee. TRY TO CONTAIN YOUR AMAZEMENT.
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
yeah, actually.
40) What are the wall colors in your room.
my dorm? a beautiful mix of beige, cream, gray and white.
41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
actually YES it was a church party lmfao
42) What is your biggest pet peeve?
gweedz and entry level alts haha
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
HOYO YEAH.
44) Kissed someone in a car?
ffff- go see 27 (actually this one is a yes but i just wanted to showcase my wit again)
45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
HA. not likely.
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
nah
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
HA. HA. no, but everybody else is fair game.
48) Your phone rings, who do you want it to be?
that fucking diva from 16
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
free housing? why the hell not.
50) What should you be doing?
the boy from number 16 (more who than what, actually)
51) What's irritating you right now?
i can just answer all of these questions with 16
52) Have you ever liked someone?
such as this one.
53) Does somebody love you?
and this one too (but i doubt he does)
54) What kind of computer are you using now?
haha a shitty one
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
it was quite graceful.
56) If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?
how sexy of a person are we talking about?
(if the answer is bill clinton th- ASDASFSD OH FUCK I CAME SO HARD.)
57) Do you have trust issues?
not more than any other normal person, but who knows what’s normal anyway?
58) How big of bubble can you blow?
not very.
59) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
hm, i’m gonna have to say NO to that one.
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
yes i do, i know that they support my best interests no matter what.
61) Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
yeah at the PALISADES hahaha
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
probably; the raging herpes must serve as a good reminder
63) Do you look like your mom or dad?
both. it’s funny what genetics can do, huh?
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
uhhhh that’s relative, i can’t really say for sure.
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
food helps with the latter, haha fuck me
66) What is your favorite exercise?
mental exercise bahaha
67) What was your childhood nickname?
“no-dana-bad-girl”
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
IM CLASSYYYYY COME ON
69) Do you think you're a good person?
i try to be.
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
no. well, lots of unfortunate things happen to me because i’m a fucking social retard
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
number 16 hahahahah
73) What is bothering you?
FUCK. 16.
74) Have you ever been to Wales?
negative.
75) Do you play the Wii?
aaaahahaha way more than is healthy
77) Do you like Chinese food?
not particularly
78) Do you know your father's birthday?
august second.
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
FUCK. yes yes yes yes.
80) What color is your underwear?
hahaha i’m actually going commando at the moment. I FEEL SO FREE
81) Have a favorite kid's name?
i’m thinking “virginity” is a keeper. if i have twins, there’s always the pair “R2D2” and “C-3PO”, which also have the benefits of being gender-neutral.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
if i wanted to be anal about it
83) Do you believe ex's can be friends?
why not?
84) Next person you will see?
NUMBER. SIXTEEN. (or somebody’s gettin choked)
85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
some aspects of my personality, yes.
86) Favorite candy bar?
don’t make me choose, they all have a special place in my heart (known as my arteries)
87) What are you excited for?
NUMBER SIXTEEN GETTING HIS (superfine) ASS DOWN TO MY DORM ROOM.
88) Do you like the outside?
my skin begs to differ.
89) Are you currently bored?
….yes.
90) Do you wanna get married?
DEAD FUCKING WEIGHT, amirite?
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
hahah only if you’re GUIDZ.
92) Are you hungry?
i’m perfectly sated.
93) Do you have a bank account?
i have a (shitty) job, too (!!!) SO MATURE.
94) What makes you happy?
.
.
.
number 16 ahahhaha i’m so lame
95) Would you change your name?
naw.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
only to visit my bff Sarah P. we love talking politics.
87) Seen a polar bear before?
yep.
98) Do you watch the news?
i’m more of a nyt/hipsterrunoff/dlisted person, actually.
99) What' s your star sign?
leo
100) Do you like Subway?
food? what do you THINK the answer is?
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
it seems to be pretty hard for him to get down to my dorm room, and god knows i’m not climbing three flights of stairs up to that asshole’s. (16 16 16 16)
102) How are your fingers?
they’re sore from “typing” (hahahaha KIDDING or am i?)
103) Do you talk like your friends?
well we all speak english so i think thats a start
104) Do you like Mexican food?
YO QUIERO TACO BELL
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
HAHAHAHAHAH THATS MY FUCKING LIFE RIGHT THERE
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
no because i’m a dumbfuck and usually develop feeeheeheeeeelings for them.
107) Who is the last girl you talked to?
my roomie haha LOVE HER.
108) Do you think your ex still likes you?
no, it was more of a sexual thing than emotional
110) Are you a Hannah Montana fan?
not particularly
111) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
i save those for people who can match my intellect (myself lmfao)
112) Where will your next trip be to?
my foot will be traveling up number 16’s ass pretty soon (we’re kinky, red forman style)
113) Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
no (WHY MEGAN WHY???)
114) What is the last thing you thought about?
ac8w3ydp89tp 7yfhsdjkkSIXTEEN
115) You're a Sharpie marker, what color are you?
“WICKED white!”
116) Is it awkward when no one's talking?
not always
117) Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
after i work out (yes, i do leave my dorm room occasionally)
118) Who gave you the last high five?
uhhh i forget. some girl at dinner.
119) Do you want to please everyone?
no, i’m realistic. i could never do that.
120) Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
yeah i’m so cheesy like that
121) Has someone ever made you a promise and broken it?
YES!! my dad said that he would take me to the pokemon movie and HE. DID. NOT.
I WILL NEVER FORGET.
122) Are you alone?
yes (FUCKING SIXTEEN!)
123) Do you have any older siblings?
two
124) How's your day going so far?
aihusdfhoijc it was unproductive and unexciting. so, badly.
125) How many months until your birthday?
0.871 months, actually! (yes i computed that. yes i’m a huge nerd.)
Time Started: haha what?
Time Finished: 11:08 (fuck i need a life)
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sparks between us/this crazy russian roulette
one more bullet, baby/one more bullet
finger on the trigger/and our love is a big red BANG.
Also, are you Kaara on ff.net also? I ran into a profile of somebody with that name the other day who wrote some very good ino fics!
...uh. hahaha? yes, i am actually. though it's been a while since i last wrote any ino fanfics.
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sparks between us/this crazy russian roulette
one more bullet, baby/one more bullet
finger on the trigger/and our love is a big red BANG.
I also have a lot of trouble with inspiration most of the time :/
gosh! that'll be such a waste! i mean, you must've put a lot of effort in them, right? i'm sure people would love it if you post them!
aahh..well, inspiration comes at the oddest times. it's not really up to us, i guess.
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sparks between us/this crazy russian roulette
one more bullet, baby/one more bullet
finger on the trigger/and our love is a big red BANG.
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